Monday Madness

Monday Madness

Games:
Baltimore vs Cincinati
Arizona vs San Francisco

Match-ups:
KC Inoculators 86
Money Hungry Centaurs 59

Inoc Remaining:
Mark Clayton

MHC Remaining:
T.J. Houshmandzadeh vs BAL
Anquan Boldin @ SF
Ravens DEF/ST @ CIN

Thoughts:
Houshmandzadeh, Boldin and the Ravens need to average nine points each to reach 86 points assuming Clayton gains zero points. One problem could be that if the Ravens get to their nine points or more, Houshmandzadeh may not pull he weight. Still, this match-up is still not out of reach for MHC.

Winckler 106
Bonecrushers 35

Winckler Remaining:
None

Bonecrushers Remaining:
Willis McGahee @ CIN
Frank Gore vs ARI
Chad Johnson vs BAL

Thoughts: If one had three players left and had a 71 point deficit, one would want both of their running backs and their quarterback going. The Bonecrushers have two of the three. Chad Johnson seems motivated to have a big game. But the Ravens are a difficult team to score against (bad for Johnson). Then again, the Bengals are a fun team to run against (good for McGahee). Frank Gore should have a good day versus Arizona.

Basically, what PBC have to do is 72 points and have the second highest total of any team this week. Good luck.

Smurfs 123
JQs 92

Smurfs Remaining (haha, Smurfs remaining…)
None

JQs Remaining:
Matt Stover @ CIN

Thoughts: Matt Stover better be one hell of a kicker. And by the way, the Smurfs suck.

Columbia Outlaws 67
The Zou 54

Outlaws Remaining (….yeah, this is funny)
Ed James @ SF

Zou Remaining (yeah, that one is gay. The Zou is gay. NEW NAME!)
Matt Leinart @ SF
Larry Fitzgerald @ SF

Thoughts: This one should be fun to watch. The Gays are very much in this one, trying to come from behind and screw the Outlaws out of a win. Then again, maybe this won’t be fun to watch. That is, unless you are the JQs of course.

Wannabees 72
Better… 77

Wannabees Remaining (SO much better than the Gays…)
Vernon Davis vs ARI

Better… Remaining (Not so much Better… than Gays…still, at least Better is not gay)
Carson Palmer vs BAL
Rudi Johnson vs BAL
Todd Head @ CIN

Thoughts: This match-up is not as much fun as the Gay one. Better… will run away with this one.

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Guys I wish I had on my team this week:

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Joseph Addai (wait, I have him…)
RB: Shaun Alexander
WR: Plaxico Burress
WR: Randy Moss
TE: Antonio Gates
K: Adam Vinatieri
DEF/ST: Vikings (wait, I have them…)

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Quick Shots:

This Zou is heretofore known as The Gays. So let it be written, so let it be done.