JAX/PIT Halftime

12:25

John Madden just said something amazing (No, really, he did).

“It’s great if you’re a coach because you can go both ways. If you’re offense is doing well you can say you’re an offensive coach. If you’re defense is doing well you can say you’re a defensive coach. If neither is doing well, well then you are Brian Billick.”

10:19

So glad I didn’t start Big Ben. Pick-six for Rasheed Mathis. 14-7 Jacksonville.

Note: Computers suck.

9:24

REALLY glad I didn’t start Big Ben. Still sad I didn’t start D.J. Hackett though. Another pick by Mathis.

9:10

Quick Hackett vs Williams update:
Hackett – 6 catches, 101, TD
Williams – 1 catch, 15 yards

Awesome.

8:34

Maurice Jones-Drew makes Casey happy. Long touchdown catch and run results in a 21-7 Jacksonville lead.

7:37

This game is quickly starting to look like a BCS Bowl game. Jacksonville is just dominating Pittsburg right now. The Jaguars have four sacks, two picks, a defensive touchdown, a rushing touchdown, a receiving touchdown and a 96-yard kickoff return. Wow.

5:37

Fred Taylor cannot be stopped on this drive. Back to back punishing runs. He runs with the power of a 400 pounder. Awesome to watch.

2:16

Dave Rayner misses the field goal. Jacksonville is still up, though, 21-7.

2:00

Okay, so Toyota just showed that commercial where an alien ship blows up earth but the Toyota Tacoma survives (with the driver still in it, alive) on a piece of earth that floats by the ship. There are many reasons why I now hate Toyota for this commercial. One, they just blew up earth. I don’t like that, I live there. Second, the just provide my new worst fear, floating into the abyss with no food or water. Third, the truck was red. Pansy color for a truck to me. Get a black truck.

1:27

We finally have a Holmes sighting. He makes a nice diving catch over the middle. It’s going to be challenged though. If this gets overturned I’m going to be pissed.

1:27

I’m pissed.

1:18

Davenport makes the catch and takes Holmes yards. Bastard. I hate stupid refs.

:50

Big Ben is picked off by a defensive tackle on a screen pass. Ben is looking terrible. Which Ben am I talking about? You’ll never know.

:45

Jacksonville is going to run out the clock to get to halftime. Quick wide receiver battle:
Hackett: 101 yards, TD (was not started)
Williams: 15 yards (started)
Holmes: 0 yards (started)

AWESOME!

POINT UPDATES

Ben
L. Betts = 2
S. Moss = 12
R. Williams = 1
S. Holmes = 0

Total = 15

Andrew
M. Hasselbeck = 9
B. Engram = 5
N. Davenport = 8

Total = 22

Casey
D. Garrard = 7
M. Jones-Drew = 10
H. Miller = 2
JAX Def = 13
D. Northcutt = 0

Total = 32

Chris
C. Portis = 5
C. Cooley = 4
F. Taylor = 9
H. Ward = 8

Total = 26