Falcons/Cardinals: 3rd Quarter

Scoring update:

K. Warner = 12
A. Boldin = 16
L. Fitzgerald = 14
M. Turner = 10
R. White = 7
J. Elam = 5
J. Norwood = 0

Now would be an excellent time to mention that Matt Millen is as terrible of an analyst as he is a GM. Wow.

Oh, and I definitely heard Tony Dungy says he wants to get hands on with boys. Yep, defiantly heard him say that.

Two big plays are killing the Falcons. Let’s see if they can hold on…

15:00

Tiki Barber should be shot. I cannot stand that man. No reason. Just can’t stand him.

14:08

I think Michael Turner just threw a touchdown pass to Antrelle Rolle. Seriously, I think he just did. At any rate, they rule it a “fumble” and the Cardinals are up 21-17. I guess it didn’t take long for another big play…

I would be far more pumped for the new Underworld movie in Cate Beckinsale was in it. She’s not, therefore I could care less about this movie. The power of hot chicks.

14:03

LDT says he’s going to play. I project he caries the ball 4 time for 2 yards and then is done for the day. Son of a bitch…

13:03

Now would be a good time for one of those patented Mike Vick 95-yard touchdown runs.

12:47

Fantastic series of events: Falcons punt, Steve Breston attempts to catch the ball, but is absolutely destroyed by Random Falcon Special Teamer. Breston, after confirming there was a flag for catch interference, immediately stands up, stares down RFST and begins clapping in his face. This all after I was positive Breston had lost his life. Got to love playoff football.

12:34

This is the best I’ve seen Edge since he was wearing a Colts uniform, and that’s sad.

12:02

Fitzgerald can’t make an impossible one-handed grab. He sucks. I expected more.

11:59

Falcons get away with holding/pass interference leading to a missed field goal by Neil Rackers. 21-17 Cardinals.

Now would be a good time to mention that I’m incredibly annoyed by Verison commercials. Could someone other than Verison, GEICO, car manufacturers or Southwest Airlines please buy some advertising space please.

30 Rock = Fantastic show. You should watch it.

10:31

This is the longest five minutes of a quarter ever. Geez…

9:07

Did Chris Collinsworth really just argue that Pat Tillman should be in the Hall of Fame because he got killed overseas? Really? I mean, I agree what he did was a selfless thing and should be honored, but is the Hall of Fame really where he should be? Let’s say he didn’t get killed and he came back and played football. Would you be clamoring for his HOF induction then? The guy was a terrible player – at least I’m assuming he was since he played for the Cardinals – put him somewhere other than the HOF.

7:16

I’m pretty sure Kurt Warner has run for as many first downs as Michael Turner. Oh, and Edgerin James is doing well in his audition for the other 31 NFL teams he’d like to save him from Arizona. I hope he goes to Detroit.

2:48

Hightower steals a touchdown from Edge. It looks like Edge is going to have at least one more game in a Cardinal uniform. 28-17.

Let’s talk Kurt Warner for a second. This man has to be the most confusing, unpredictable player in the history of the NFL. Seriously, Arena Football League to Super Bowl MVP to bench fodder for the Giants to splitting starts with a Heisman Trophy winner to near MVP of the league this season. I could easily see this guy throwing five interceptions next week.

2:40

Rogers-Cromartie with the INT. This game is getting silly.

By the way, I believe I saw a graphic that said Rogers-Cromartie was tied with one Aquib Talib for the most interceptions by a rookie this season. So much for Talib being a bust. But I bet he gave up a touchdown once so he sucks…

:00

Longest. Quarter. Ever.