Ravens/Dolphins: 4th Quarter

14:37

This game is over unless there is some kind of crazy momentum changes. Ed Hochuli is reffing the game…

14:08

How Devon Bess was not drafted last April is beyond me. I know the Chiefs could use him.

13:12

RONNIE BROWN!!! WHAT A CATCH!!! A catch that rivals Larry Fitzgerald’s one from yesterday. Maybe even more impressive because he’s a running back and it was one handed – but he wasn’t double-covered (or fucked) so…

The extra point is blocked. Figures. TWO POINTS FOR THE RAVENS DEFENSE/SPECIAL TEAMS!

I’m pretty sure the 50-year-old couple in the Viagra commercial just had sex in the elevator. I’m now throwing up my Subway.

I just realized that Ed Reed has more fantasy points (10) than any other player on my team (Rivers has 7 and is the next highest). At least that was the situation until Ronnie Brown’s touchdown catch. I think Brown has 11 points now.

Yep, he does.

13:01

Joe Flacco just barely missed Mark Clayton on a deep pass. A touchdown there, or even just a completion, would have been the nail in the coffin in this game.

I also find it interesting that the Ravens were confident enough to have Flacco air it out in that situation.

12:09

For some reason the Ravens went deep on third and medium. I don’t understand that. Now the Dolphins get the ball back. Here comes another Ed Reed pick…

The Ravens defense is single handedly keeping me just out of reach of relevance in these fantasy playoffs. Thank you, Ed Reed.

11:52

Ed Reed ALMOST had his third interception. Geez that guy is everywhere!

11:38

David Martin has a 13-yard catch to provide one fantasy point. Well done. Ed Reed is better than you.

11:08

Pennington with another first down pass. The last time Pennington looked like he was on a roll he got picked off by Reed.

A touchdown by Miami would make this game very interesting.

9:22

I’m aware that Ricky Williams has been on some bad teams and was out of the league for a little while, but is this really only his second playoff game? That is surprising.

8:34

Ginn can’t get a hold of the handoff on the end-around. Now it’s third and 25. The third down pass is incomplete and the Dolphins have to punt. I think this pretty much ends the game unless the Ravens turn it over or have another quick three and out on this drive.

4:42

Willis McGahee with a long run to the Miami 5. Baring a turnover, the game is over with a touchdown here (if it’s not over already).

3:53

Joe Flacco scores on a quarterback draw. Game is over. Literally. They’ve stopped play and told everyone to go home.

2:00

Can the NFL please have more than just one NFL Shop commercial please? I get it, he’s a Packers fan. Next commercial, please.

1:17

Okay, so they’re doing the knee thing. I’ve got nothing else to say. I’ll be back for the afternoon game.