Falcons/Cardinals: 4th Quarter

15:00

Fitz and Boldin managed zero catches in the third quarter. Thank God!

Michael Turner is averaging 2.3 yards per carry, but has four more fantasy points than Edge. Woe the cruelty of fantasy football.

12:44

Nothing doing for Arizona and they punt. Atlanta is penalized for holding so they are now in the negative 23 yard line.

The only scenario in which I see Atlanta winning is if Ryan manages to age three years in the next four seconds to gain the poise needed to lead the Falcons to a comeback win. I don’t see that happening.

If my nickname was Matty Ice, I’d Plax myself.

12:37

Ryan sacked for a safety. Arizona is penalized for being happy. A little too happy. A little homoerotic. I’m pretty sure all of the Arizona defensive linemen are gay. Especially the one who was trying to have anal sex with his teammate.

So, all of these Unrated/Unedited/Extended versions of movies that are always advertised are never as “racy” as the commercials and the name would suggest. I say this because I’m pretty sure there will be nothing new in the Babylon A.D. movie they just advertised. However, I’ll never know because I don’t plan on watching it. Life’s mysteries…

11:39

Edgerin. James. Sheesh.

9:16

I really hope the tendon LDT tore is not important to him being good. Although, anything attached to the pelvic bone seems important.

“Playoffs?!?!?!?!?!? Playoffs?!?!?! Don’t talk about – playoffs?!?!?!”

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss – Coors commercials rule! Except for, of course, the Bud Light commercials where the dude can draw in thin air. That’s pretty awesome.

7:20

I think what we’ve learned to day is: Matt Ryan’s brother hates his him for not dying/getting seriously injured in a car accident.

6:30

Jerious Norwood becomes fantasy relevant with a 30 yard catch and run. Good for him………….

4:15

Matt Ryan throws a touchdown pass to Roddy White (damnit) to pull within 6, 30-24. Mike Ryan is not impressed.

4:10

Has ever heard of the “Four Minute Offense” before?

3:03

The Falcons secondary sucks.

2:17

Looks like the Falcons are going to get the ball back. I hope they win. I sure as hell hope this game doesn’t go to overtime.

2:09

Not happening. A huge first down by the Cardinals. The Falcons defense is terrible. I guess we know what they will be doing in the draft and free agency…

So, with that said, it’s Colts/Chargers time. A far more entertaining game for me since all five of my Saturday starters are in this game. I project I will gain 3 points. Damn LDT…

:00

K. Warner = 16
L. Fitzgerald = 22
A. Boldin = 16
M. Turner = 10
R. White = 14
J. Norwood = 3
J. Elam = 5